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Skinny Demotivational Poster


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mario

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm, #251315
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am, #148948
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm, #131612
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm, #130980
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am, #113222
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am, #96698
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am, #96697
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm, #262147
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm, #252786
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by dramabee

gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am, #209248
...you a**.


CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




SKINNY JEANS - Don't let the name fool ya




DEMONS -




REVENGE OF THE FATTIES - We have news for the skinny people. There are more of us than of you. And we can squash you.


TAGS: fatties squash skinny
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by jrqls

brocolyfromhell - April 24, 2011, 7:52 pm, #217242
But they can still roll us over...Fat ppl roll quite fast...
Velin - October 27, 2009, 6:29 am, #131119
There is lot of them and they can squash us... fat people are zombies of reality :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 3:50 am, #124010
Well Weairy...I'ma let you finish, But Eddie Murphy had the best multiple character starring role in any film.
Weairy - October 5, 2009, 2:45 am, #124009
I'ma bet not many of you realise this is just one person?
Claire - October 4, 2009, 6:43 pm, #123896
Dylan has a point. And we have longer life expectancies.
Dylan - May 12, 2009, 2:30 pm, #79615
you can only squash us if you can catch us fatass. 1/5
FatPride - April 17, 2009, 11:10 am, #73605
Yeah, it´s a worldwide Massmovment, there flagsymbol is the rolling bolder. If you don´t vote by pounds, they will send there Supersizetroopers. Like al Fatcists they believe in Survival of the Fatest!


WISHFUL OLYMPIC EVENTS -


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am, #231268
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am, #231257
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm, #227195

fav'd caveman...real nice.


THE OLD SWIMMING HOLE -


TAGS: skinny dipping
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - March 8, 2010, 11:47 pm, #163358
Thanks kids.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 11:04 pm, #163333
Excellent Iceman, 5Ls.
sickartist - March 8, 2010, 10:57 pm, #163326
Greybeards rule..... 5L


SKINNY JEANS - available in the women's department


TAGS: skinny jeans
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by vilnius

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 4:17 am, #239772
First of all, you get 5 lions right off the bat. Second, this needs to go into the hall of fame. And thirdly, I'm at the point of plowing my steel-toed boot up their a*s! Kicking the masculinity into them. Good job!


CHALLENGE - "I can eat all i want and i still never weigh more then 60 lbs"


TAGS: food skinny anorexia challenge progeria
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by MFS

Cubbybear - July 21, 2010, 10:29 pm, #185800
Facebook people don't eat?
motifake - July 21, 2010, 10:24 pm, #185799

46 facebook likes... whaaaaaaaaaaat???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:53 am, #183209
And humping an unresponsive donkey it seems....
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:37 am, #183207
Usually, it's projected onto a donkey's a**. But after showing the last Rob Schneider movie, the donkey killed itself. We're back to huddling around a flour tortilla now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:33 am, #183206
It's not showing in Puebla.....
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:30 am, #183205
I can't wait to miss it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:29 am, #183204
Straight to re-hab.....and showing at crack houses everywhere.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:23 am, #183203
Is that one going straight to Betamax?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:10 am, #183202
They're remaking it you know......I hear Amy Winehouse plays every part
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:08 am, #183201
Whose sis?
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:08 am, #183200
thankyouverymuch
Cubbybear - July 4, 2010, 2:06 am, #183199
Gelfling...LOL !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:06 am, #183198
skeksis!!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:05 am, #183197
Was she in The Dark Crystal?
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 10:49 pm, #183185
Quite an interesting article on the Cagots. The Amy Winehouse Disease reference tends to raise some credibility issues, though. I'd not dispute the Progeria diagnosis, necessarily, just sayin'.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 10:15 pm, #183184
Hi Haarakkon. Thanks for the comment,i checked that link ,but i still will go with the last suggested origine of her condition - a rare form of Progeria.
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 9:53 pm, #183182
"Amy Winehouse Disease"? Check that link.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 9:33 pm, #183177
Hi Derek. Actually her name is Lizzie Velasquez and she suffers from an extremely rare form of progeria.you can read more about her here: http://www.themanyfacesofspaces.com/MFS-Strangeb***rue-People15.html
Derek - July 3, 2010, 7:19 pm, #183169
She's going to win if she doesn't want to eat


Skinny Dip -




PRETENSE -




Every Little Girl's Dream -




Anorexia -


TAGS: anorexia ents tree skinny
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 24, 2014, 9:16 pm, #256333
Thanks :)
Oldsod - August 23, 2014, 9:00 pm, #256324
Brilliant!


He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: skinny fat women eat sleep
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 8:47 am, #246936
And of course Mr. Gary here...does a gal wonders to get the good word and a 5L to boot on her poster. Thank you sir.
MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 8:44 am, #246935
Ok...read that COMPLETELY wrong the first time. I really am a sick puppy...teehee. It's an honour to receive a comment and the big 5L from one of the few great ladies on the site. Thanks hun!
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 3:26 pm, #246922

I just thought it was because chronic disappointment causes sweliing...5L
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 1:43 pm, #246915
Heh, the one-two punches of LG and Miss P does this site some good, some good posters. Cheers to that. 5L


Personality -




LITTLE DID WE KNOW -


TAGS: cher micheal both skinny white women
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by spacedog

CANADA - October 20, 2009, 6:58 pm, #128483
its more of a routine with me
spacedog - October 20, 2009, 6:56 pm, #128482
I'm occasionally confused by you too, Woody.
Woodywood03a - October 20, 2009, 6:36 pm, #128480
Uh boy, I don't know about you sometimes
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:12 am, #111891
wanted to die a rich white girl


BONECD - Who are we to judge What he does or how he dresses On his 72 hour sabbatical.


TAGS: gee bone i like skinny chicks but that s too far dude
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:52 pm, #112829
*Smooches*
MO - August 28, 2009, 3:49 pm, #112827
And Tadda!!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:54 pm, #106140
X's and O's to all you fans
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:53 pm, #106139
Great one MO!!! BoneCd-Skeletor-Honey please!!! ROFLMAO!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:52 pm, #106138
ya, I saw that Moo+...anonymous baby
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:49 pm, #106134
Did you guys read the tags on that "disaster movie" poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm, #106132
Why? don't you like it?
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm, #106131
At least I got a ****tail
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:47 pm, #106130
Bones a cross dresser?? Not a very good one either....those shoes with that hand bag????
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:45 pm, #106129
Good thing you were drunk when you made this Moo+...ROTFLMAO
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am, #106043
LOL Bone!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:37 am, #106041
Dammit Mooo+ I said no pictures...you know my beach bag sooo clashes with my outfit!


AM I TOO STRETCHY? - I am not a Chewing gum! Do I look like it?




FAT JOKES - They are everywhere, so are the fat.




The Walking Dead -


TAGS: skinny boney dead
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thamanshow

Bolverk633 - April 13, 2015, 9:20 am, #260776
The 'designer'of these 'clothes' must really hate the female form.
mizzdizz - April 12, 2015, 1:03 pm, #260759
....or even a nice healthy low fat salad would help at this point! LOL! 5L


Money can't buy happiness -


TAGS: olsen twins skinny
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:45 am, #257961
Seconded.
Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:04 am, #257953
For some reason...I can't see this one at all.


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